Not Me! Monday Edition 13

So much cheaper than therapy it is!!! Yes, it is that time again. Not Me! Monday. If you're not sure how to play along OR if you need to read about all the things that everyone else hasn't been doing, head on over to MckMama's and read up!









I did not think to myself that whoever said "This is gonna hurt me more than it will you" so did not have my kids. Because most days... it doesn't.









I did NOT tell my husbands dog that I hoped he mildly choked on the kids toy he was presently chewing on.









I did NOT forget how long it had been since I had shaved my legs.









I did NOT drive around for 3 days saying "What is that SMELL??" in the car









I did NOT remember after 3rd day of saying that that my daughter had pooped in the portable potty I keep in the back of the vehicle when we were at the gas station... and it was still in the back of my vehicle.









I did NOT just throw it away either.









I did NOT almost vomit a little. now. thinking about it.







I did NOT take a nice, long, warm, RELAXING bath... with my kids toys still in the tub.





I did NOT continue watching the kids cartoon for 20 minutes AFTER they had gone outside and I also did not want to find out what happened at the end either.

However, I DID learn a very valuable lesson this week.... BEANO IS YOUR FRIEND GIRLS!!!

Ahhh... I feel very relaxed now! Head on over to MCK to learn the rules of the game!!