I did NOT look under my sofa because something fell nearby only to be thoroughly disgusted with what I saw under there. I also did not just get up and walk away leaving everything still there. Not me. Being the good housekeeper that I am I most certainly cleaned it immediately!!
I did NOT have a fabulous time without my children for four days. Not me! I missed them every single moment that I was away from them!
I did NOT eat lunch w/Ang after we had been at the horse barn rubbing all over the horses. And, if I had, I certainly would have remembered to wash my hands. I always wash my hands after being with horses. Always.
I did NOT forget to bring Ang her gift with me to her house. I am never forgetful. I always, always keep my promises. I did not feel like such a dork.
I did NOT leave wet clothes in the washer while I was away for four days either. Nope. Remember, I am the ultimate housekeeper!
I did NOT hang my head out of the truck like a dog on the way home because SOMEONE HAD GAS AND THERE WAS A STENCH IN THE TRUCK!! Enough said about that one!
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