Monday, December 8, 2008

Not Me! Monday Edition 12

It's time to spill the beans again and let everyone know what I most certainly did NOT do over this past week.  And, just in case knowing mine isn't enough, go check out MckMama's and see what hundreds of others haven't been doing either!

I did NOT look under my sofa because something fell nearby only to be thoroughly disgusted with what I saw under there.  I also did not just get up and walk away leaving everything still there.  Not me.  Being the good housekeeper that I am I most certainly cleaned it immediately!!

I did NOT have a fabulous time without my children for four days.  Not me!  I missed them every single moment that I was away from them!

I did NOT eat lunch w/Ang after we had been at the horse barn rubbing all over the horses.  And, if I had, I certainly would have remembered to wash my hands.  I always wash my hands after being with horses.  Always.

I did NOT forget to bring Ang her gift with me to her house.  I am never forgetful.  I always, always keep my promises.  I did not feel like such a dork.

I did NOT leave wet clothes in the washer while I was away for four days either.  Nope.  Remember, I am the ultimate housekeeper!

I did NOT hang my head out of the truck like a dog on the way home because SOMEONE HAD GAS AND THERE WAS A STENCH IN THE TRUCK!!  Enough said about that one!

Okay, if you want to play along and get some free therapy yourself, go HERE and check out the rules!!

15 comments:

CntryMomma said...

I was wondering if you and Ang went riding together ... did ya?

LMBO @ the last one. ICK!

LOL

LORI

Sandy Toes said...

You are crazy!!!! But, I bet you are really fun friend in "real"life!!!
-sandy toes

Mrs. B said...

That laundry thing...hmmm....sounds familiar.

I most certainly did not leave mine in the washer either (and I was home) and just kept re-rinsing them. I would never do that.

Emily said...

I have totally hung my head out the car window NUMEROUS times!!!!


And I love the new header....Mallory looks like she's saying, "Lord...who the HECK are these people and why did you put me in their family?!!!"

Amanda said...

Now come on... you get gas once, maybe twice and you hang your head! Snap out of it! HOw many times have YOu suffered through a horribel stench??? Huys dont even care about that stuff. They are over it in like, 3 seconds.

But anywho! Fun list!
Amanda

Meme said...

You are hilarious! I would never, ever do what you do, tee hee....

Khadra said...

four days without children....OOOOOOH I can only dream. I have to go to the hospital and have another one to get a break like that!

Rae said...

I love these "not me's"! I'm going to have to give it a try one of these weeks! My girls catch the bus at 7:35. They go to bed at 8 and get up at 6:45. Though I must admit it's 9:15 and hubby just went up to see what the matter is! Tomorrow's going to be another rough day getting them up!!

CntryMomma said...

Ahhh yes, migraines . . . you must have seen I updated my profile. I didn't put it on it 'cause I didn't want to seem like a whiiiinnnerrrr .... but dang. Unless you have had one ...

Sorry you're hurtin. After two days, if you don't have perscip. med for it, I would call your doctor. I have went to the ER before ... actually several times. And I hate it ... 'cause they treat ya like a drug seeker. (My problem is my body doesn't respond to med that could knock a football player down!)

Most recently, I had Scott apply pressure between my thumb and index finger. And I want to say it helped with the pain.

Hope you feel better REAL SOON!

And girl, I so wish we were IRL friends too. Real good friends are hard to come by around here. :o/

LORI

TuTu's Bliss said...

I have not left clothes in the wash either..never, ever.
P.S: How do you get that mildew smell out??

Aimee said...

morning...well I can't figure out how to just change the color on the counter without erasing it all...any tips? Like your last NOt Me!!! Why why do they do that...and think it's freakin' hilarious...why?

Janine said...

I love these...you are so funny. Were you able to make your clothes unstinky after 4 days? Poor mildewed children.lol I have no experience in this department so I can offer no advice. ;-) add a little vinegar to the wash and rinse twice. lol

Davisix said...

LOL...I don't think I washed me hands either!!! Sad thing is, I didn't even realize it until you brought it up. That's sad...and a little disgusting, huh? hehe

We call having gas, "the vapors". I have hung my head out many a car window. Having the vapors seems to be a means of family entertainment for TB&H and the Things. Sigh...

Elaine said...

LOL, loved the truck one... Whew, been there too.

Oh and the washer thing, that does not happen here, ever..

Christy said...

ROFL!!! Loved these, sorry I'm behind! :)