Monday, December 15, 2008

Not Me! Monday Edition 13

So much cheaper than therapy it is!!! Yes, it is that time again. Not Me! Monday. If you're not sure how to play along OR if you need to read about all the things that everyone else hasn't been doing, head on over to MckMama's and read up!

I did not think to myself that whoever said "This is gonna hurt me more than it will you" so did not have my kids. Because most days... it doesn't.

I did NOT tell my husbands dog that I hoped he mildly choked on the kids toy he was presently chewing on.

I did NOT forget how long it had been since I had shaved my legs.

I did NOT drive around for 3 days saying "What is that SMELL??" in the car

I did NOT remember after 3rd day of saying that that my daughter had pooped in the portable potty I keep in the back of the vehicle when we were at the gas station... and it was still in the back of my vehicle.

I did NOT just throw it away either.

I did NOT almost vomit a little. now. thinking about it.

I did NOT take a nice, long, warm, RELAXING bath... with my kids toys still in the tub.

I did NOT continue watching the kids cartoon for 20 minutes AFTER they had gone outside and I also did not want to find out what happened at the end either.

However, I DID learn a very valuable lesson this week.... BEANO IS YOUR FRIEND GIRLS!!!

Ahhh... I feel very relaxed now! Head on over to MCK to learn the rules of the game!!


Sandy Toes said... it in the car???What are you doing, girlfriend!
-sandy toes

Davisix said...

Oh Ash...the porta potty thing made me laugh and then get a little sick to my stomach. 3 days? Really? Wasn't the smell familiar? What am I gonna do with you? xoxox Ang

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama said...

Love the what's that smell! Great list. Happy Monday!

He And Me + 3 said... are cracking me up this week. Take Beano and they'll be no gas. Oh my...that commercial. It really works? Love the one about the dog. I would totally think something like that. Too funny!

Keisha said...

Hey! You are FUN-E!!!! lol!
I found you through a mutual blogger! Glad I found you.. cuz I really enjoyed your "not-me" Monday post!!
Thanks for sharing!
Come visit us anytime @ The Walker Household!

Amanda said...

lol That is funny. VERY funny. I have done whte whole poopy diaper thing in the back... for days... dont feel too bad. We moms are busy ladies with lots o n our minds! We cannot possibly be thinking about poop all the time! Ha!

God bless-

Aimee said...


amy (metz) walker said...

lol...that is so disgusting about the port a potta prize you carried around for three days. OMG.

CntryMomma said...

And a I thought a rotten 'nana peel smelled bad! P UUUUU !!! LOL

Funny 'not me's'!


Keyona said...

Oh how completely gross that is! :o)

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

HA! On the porta potty. Glad you just pitched the thing...I seriously am glad that you found it! If it looks anything like my car it has 20 bags on top of it!

I was really laughing on that one!

Julie said...

You're supposed to shave your legs in the winter?! LOL!

Mrs. Nurse said...

love your christmas music on your page and your not me monday! i went private. if you would like to read, send me a message over at

Anonymous said...

How funny you are! Love it! Although I'm slightly grossed out by you as

Elaine said...

Oh my gosh, I could have written at least half of those about us. Way too funny.