Monday, September 29, 2008

Not Me! Monday Edition 2

                                                                               








So here it is again...Monday.  In case you missed it, MckMama is hosting a great blog carnival called Not Me Monday!  So here's my list of the things that I did NOT do this past week...

I did NOT spend 4 days at the beach doing absolutely NOTHING but laying on the beach ALL day long until the little man would come to get our cushions. Absolutely, no way, NOT ME!

I did NOT get halfway to the gym last week and realize that I had not brushed my teeth, but went anyway. NOT ME!

I did NOT get a good look at my armpits also while at the gym and wondered when the last time they had seen a razor. NOT ME!

I did NOT see my son peeing in the yard and was just glad it wasn't in his pants. NOT ME!

I did NOT throw my sons dirty soccer uniform into the dryer with TWO dryer sheets because I realized the night before I left for the beach that I had not washed it, and he was going to need it while I was gone...NOT ME! I am a WAY better mom than that!!!!

18 comments:

Ordinary Mom said...

Love your post! I have NEVER let my son pee in the yard!

Weeksie50 said...

lol- I had to kids pee out on the playground today.. and like you I was just glad it wasn't in their pants..

Allmykids123 said...

What a great blog! I found you on MckMama and wanted to drop in and say Hey!! Loved your "Not Me's" Be careful of the peeing in the yard.. my 9 year old still thinks it is acceptable to do it. Hee hee.

elizabeth embracing life said...

Laughing at your son peeing in the yard. We were at a water park when one of my boys just dropped his pants and peed right there. I yelled at all the parents that they might want to keep their kids from that corner. Many laughed and were relieved it was not their boy.

Heather @ Home said...

Yep, that will be Judd in a few years! I just hope he doesn't try it in public! Glad you had fun at the beach.

Ashley Griffin said...

once my oldest dropped his pants at burger king and started to pee on the playground. when i saw all of my friends snickering i turned around to see what they were all laughing at...of course...it was MY son....

Jerri Lynn @ Southern Sassyness said...

That's hilarious, girl! By the way...do you have a facebook page?

Ashley Griffin said...

yes i do but i don't even remember what my id or password is. i never really got it set up!

Rachel said...

Okay this post had me laugh out loud. I too have done a couple of these things.
Thanks for visiting my blog, I'm off to look at more of yours, there's some good stuff in here.

:)Rachel

Angela said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I laughed out loud about your "not me's' especially the one about your son! That is hilarious! Yes, of mom's of boys can relate to each other- that is for sure!

McDowell Family said...

Thanks for the comment on my blog. I am right there with you with the armpit...in fact I checking right now and...well, I will be having a razorfest tonight in the shower!

Edwina at The Picket Fence said...

This was too funny. My little grandson is constantly peeing outside. I just know that one day at church he is going to drop his pants right there in the parking lot.

Mommy2Boys said...

Thanks so much for the encouragement...I needed that today. I know God works in mysterous ways!

Mike and Katie said...

I love you profile picture! That's a beautiful horse. I'm going to have to do some more reading to find more horsey stuff.

Loved the soccer uniform thing! You should have seen how my son walked out the door. "Is that blood or chocolate?"

I try to remind myself that they are responsible for their own laundry but I still can help being totally embarrassed when they walk out the door looking like we don't have running water!

Katie

Lindsay said...

Thanks for leaving a comment on my Not Me! Post! There isn't a thing wrong with laying at the beach all day! That is if you were to do that ;) I too share your love for anything and everything equestrian! Looking forward to more not me mondays! :)

Kelli said...

My son has also never peed in the yard! Especially not every day!

Lori said...

oh I so wish I was you and could spend 4 days laying on the beach... how lucky is that??

Annie said...

LOL - oh joy, something to look forward to...should I stock up on depends now? LOL J.K.

I love your Not Me's...I am about to have our son & I am so not prepared for peeing in the yard! LOL I also love the dryer sheet & uniform...at least you were creative in making it smell appropriate! LOL

PS - I totally want to go see Fireproof!!!! My husband and I saw the commerical for it & both of us said "That looks so good!"