I did NOT wish on several occasions this week that my name was anything other than Mommy! Not me!
I did NOT go and hide in my bathroom, in the dark, when I heard crying, whiny kids come running down the hall for me! Not me!
I did NOT eat a big plate of dessert when husband and I went to business dinner on Thursday night. Not me!
I did NOT laugh at my husband when our 4 month old puppy peed on the comforter on HIS side of the bed! That would be insensitive and mean when obviously he was upset! Not me!
I did NOT say the word "turd" in front of my children only to hear them repeat it 1000 times in a 5 minute time span afterwards. I am much more responsible than that! Not me!
And lastly, but most certainly not least, I did NOT in any way take a 2 hour nap one day this week. NO, I did laundry and got a jump on supper and mopped the floors on my hands and knees. Yep, that is most certainly what I did instead of taking a nap!