Monday, October 27, 2008

Not Me! Monday Edition 6

Ahhh... it's that time again. Time for some weekly confessions. If you haven't been following, go check out MckMama's blog. She started a blog carnival in which we are brutally honest about the things we did not do over the past week. So head on over and check out the rules. You can join in and play along, or just check out what others haven't been doing!

I did NOT allow my 2 yr old daughter to jump on the trampoline with only a shirt on and no panties because she had teeteed in her pants and I was too lazy to go inside and get some more.  Not me!  I am a much better parent than that!!  Besides, if I had done that, which I did not, we would have only been staying outside for another 15minutes or so and it was warm out.


I did NOT drop 3 pancakes on the floor and check to see if anyone was looking...before I put them back on the pile with the others. Not me! But.. if I had, my floors were actually clean for a change cause of the BIG party we had over the weekend... But I didn't. So, it's not really a big deal. Plus... 5 second rule, come on!


I did NOT get excited when I saw the number of followers go up on my blog. Not me! That's just lame. I am waaaaay to cool to care about stuff like that!


I did NOT get overly aggravated when our cable and internet went out all day Friday and part of the day Saturday. Not me! I have many, many things around here to keep me busy that need to be taken care of. I do not ever choose to blog instead of doing housework OR taking care of the children..


I did NOT start checking my blog on Saturday the MINUTE the kids went down for a nap, INSTEAD of doing some much needed things for the rather, uhmm, large party we were having that night. Not Me! I am much more responsible than that.


And I most certainly did NOT quickly shut off the computer the instant I heard a door shut outside, knowing it was probably my husband. Furthermore, I didn't run into the bathroom, turn the shower on and strip faster than I ever have in my entire life and jump into said shower so that he wouldn't know that I had been blogging while he had been hard at work getting ready for party mentioned previously. Not me! You can't prove a thing! But... you can start calling me Speedy...


Let me know what you didn't do this week!


15 comments:

Sandy Toes said...

It's you and ME!! This post cracked me up!!! Love it and it's "real"!
Happy Monday!
-Sandy toes

Davisix said...

Oh my goodness....we really should be BFFs because I have NOT done every single thing that you mentioned...including having a pantyless trampoline jumper. :) Ang

Jennifer said...

Ohmigosh! I totally do the pancake thing when nobody is looking. I'd never post it on my blog though since my husband reads it and he would be totally offended by something like that.

~*Mistee*~ said...

I am glad to know I am not the only one who gets all excited about my follower numbers!! :0) Have a wonderful week!

Aimee said...

I love monday's!!!!

Janine said...

I love it! I love reading the things you didnt do cuz I would never do anything like that! I don't laugh b/c I can relate.haha

Jill said...

Ha Ha! Sometimes I think my newly potty trained girl spends more time bare bottomed than with clothes on!

Kameron said...

I have shut blogger off several times and jumped into the family room with the boy to pretend I was not on the computer. I am not obsessed...what did I do before blogging anyway?

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

Love your not me's! I have not picked pancakes off our floor and put them back in the pan either!

Liz said...

You crack me up!! I love having followers too!!

Too funny about trying not to get caught blogging - I do that very often!!

Giddy-Up said...

Great Not Me's!! I had to laugh out loud at the one about running to the shower! :-)

Mom To Six said...

Bahahahaha! I'm cracking up! You remind me of me...oh, you know, the things I DO NOT do, like running out of the office when I hear the garage open so it doesn't look like I've been sitting at the computer. LOL!

I love your blog!

Ohilda

PS It's cool to see those numbers on the FOLLOW ME go up, huh? :)

Pepper said...

The 5-second rule absolutely applies in this case! At least, it does at my house lol.

And I'm thinking of having a kill switch installed on my computer for just such occassions as a car door in the driveway :)

Aimee' said...

LOL - Omg I've so NEVER done the slam laptop shut as quick as possible, sprint to the bathroom, strip down, and hop into cold shower because the water isn't hot yet...just so my husband didn't know i was playing...while he was working hard...;) nope...not me!

Anna said...

5 second rule...love it! i think we have the 10 second rule around here! and who has clean floors :) thanks for visiting my blog. i promise i dont normally boil my pacis (unless they are brand new...and sometimes i skip it then even). i'm the worst about picking a dropped paci up off the floor (or ground), putting it in my mouth, and then popping it back into my daughters mouth. and she's only my 1st :) btw, you have a beautiful family!